I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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