You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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