why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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