your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i think i have two assholes
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
sex in a hospital.. check
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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