He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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