well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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