Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He felt like a one man threesome
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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