Whod you bang
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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