dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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