As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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