I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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