doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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