sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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