so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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