god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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