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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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