I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
