FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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