dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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