Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
two words...techno handjob
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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