Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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