Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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