I wish my penis had an off switch
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
