i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He kissed a someone with a penis
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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