i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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