He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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