Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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