Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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