Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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