She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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