i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
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