did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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