Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Umm I'm too high to move.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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