redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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