I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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