Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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