Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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