People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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