i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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