I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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