He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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