You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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