Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Randomize
