somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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