soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
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