i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
How does one acquire holy water?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
