Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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