...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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