So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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