just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Couch. On fire.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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